10 Ways To Survive Senior Assassination, a one-act comedy by Matt Lyle

10 Ways to Survive a Senior Assassination is a fast-paced, laugh-out-loud comedy that turns the high-stakes world of high school senior games into a full-on survival seminar. When the overly intense Instructor—armed with nothing but dramatic flair and an alarming number of Chipotle coupons—steps onstage to teach the secrets of winning Senior Assassination, chaos and cheese slices fly. From zombie graveyards to decoy dance squads, the students must learn ten vital “ways” to avoid being soaked, nerfed, or (most dangerously) hit with a slice of warm American cheese.

Told through a series of over-the-top skits, ridiculous disguises, and unexpected family reunions, the play satirizes everything from teenage paranoia to substitute teachers with a shaky grasp on history. Perfect for high school productions and ensemble casts, this play is a comedic showcase full of physical humor, outrageous characters, and heartfelt absurdity. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a clueless newbie, 10 Ways to Survive a Senior Assassination will leave you laughing—and maybe watching your back.

Duration: 30-35 Min
Roles: 20F, 2M (Can be done with as few as 10 actors with doubling)
Performance Group: High School
Setting: Seminar Room, Graveyard, Classroom, Various pop-up scenes