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Clause 1: Drama Without Limits

Perform the Play as often as your heart (and your caffeine supply) desires—one show every day for 365 days, or 365 shows crammed into a single, sweat-filled day of theater madness. Competitions? Yes. Classroom performances? Of course. Monologue smackdowns? Heck yeah. Got a dream of a llama-themed flash mob in the cafeteria? Technically, damage to your cafeteria is not covered under this license, but we fully support the chaos and expect front-row seats when it inevitably goes viral on TikTok. Long and short, your Llama License covers UNLIMITED PERFORMANCES, no further approval or application necessary with the length of your annual subscription.

Clause 2: Unlimited Scripts, Unlimited Possibilities

Scripts? Print away, you magnificent multitasker! Your Llama License includes UNLIMITED PRINT RIGHTS. Print scripts for your students, the crew, the custodial staff, and even that one kid who swears they don’t need it. Got a pet llama? It’s practically your duty to print a script for them too.

P.S. If you’ve got a pet llama at home (and honestly, who doesn’t?), send us a picture and tag us on Instagram. Bonus points if your llama is rocking a beret and giving off “art teacher who only uses organic chalk” vibes. DOUBLE bonus points if they’re also wearing sunglasses and making coffee in the teachers’ lounge.

Clause 3: Community Standards (and that super invested stage mom from the PTA)

Need to sprinkle some creative llama dust on the script to meet “community standards” (i.e. keep “you know who” from the PTA from fainting in row three.) By all means, go ahead – you’re approved. Want to gender-swap a role because your best actor happens to be 6’2” and playing Little Red Riding Hood? Absolutely. Feel like tweaking a line because your students think a “mix-tape” is a combination of Duct and Scotch tape? (They’ll never understand the sacred art of crafting a playlist on a mixed tape and the emotional vulnerability of hoping it gets played.)

At Dramallama, we keep it simple: If it makes your students shine and keeps the town newspaper from calling your principal, we’re all for it! No approval for COMMUNITY STANDARD CHANGES are necessary with your Llama License.

Clause 4: Lights, Camera, Action!

As 1990’s Euro-pop sensation SNAP said, “I’VE GOT THE POWER!” …to record, broadcast, and share your theatrical masterpiece however you like—dust off the Super 8, dig up that ancient VHS camcorder, burn it onto a DVD like it’s 2002, or go full Gen Z and slap it on YouTube.

Seriously, DO IT! Your Llama License includes the Archival and Live Stream Rights! So, share your creative brilliance with the world. And while you’re at it, post your production on the Dramallama YouTube channel (@Dramallama.official). We’re basically your biggest fans already. We only ask one thing. Include the following notice below in your production program*. You can thank us later.

*“This production is being archived or live-streamed to share with you later, so for the love of all things decent, PUT YOUR PHONES DOWN and enjoy the show.”

Clause 5: Funding Your Program (aka Tales from The Struggle Bus)

Once you’ve captured the magic, it’s time to sell it! Burn those DVDs, create digital downloads, or whatever sci-fi format the kids are into these days. Parents will snatch it up faster than free donuts disappear in tech. Aunt Marge? She’ll buy two—one for herself and one for her cat to watch. Even the janitor might grab a copy because, honestly, your show is THAT good!

Kick back and watch the cash flow in faster than a Broadway producer charging $500 for nosebleed seats—AND GUESS WHAT? Your program keeps every single penny because your Llama License includes the rights for you to sell video captured copies of your show.

But wait…there’s more. We know every theater program needs more cash. We got you. Your show isn’t just a work of art; it’s a stealthy little money-making machine. All you needed was the green light, and here it is: Permission GRANTED. Go ahead, turn your drama into dollars, because The Dramallama believes in you. Do those show T-Shirts, mugs, totes, random pens no one actually needs but everyone mysteriously hoards? Anything show related you can sell – go for it. More Bonus points for llama-themed merch (strongly encouraged, but not required—we’re not that pushy).

And here’s the best part: YOUR PROGRAM keeps ALL the cash because your Llama License includes the right for you to create and sell merchandise based on the show. Use it to throw the cast party of the century, buy shiny new mics, or just stockpile snacks for tech week. Merch money is your money, baby. Go big! Go wild!

Clause 6: Marketing Magic

Got posters, programs, or fliers? You just gotta pop this “special billing” gem on there:

“(Name of Play)”—Brought to You by Dramallama. Your partners in stress-free, student-focused productions. We’ve got unlimited performance rights, flexible scripts, and enough llama love to even make the football team tailgate your shows. Visit us at www.dramallama.com – because theater should be magical, not migraine-inducing.”

Clause 7: “Go On With Your Bad Self”

This is YOUR show, so run it your way. Cancellations, extra shows, ticket tweaks, or even a llama farm venue? Cool. No paperwork, no stress. Just let us know when the dates are so we can shout about your amazing performances. Cancel the whole thing? No problem. No extra charges, and we hope you reschedule—because the world needs theater more than ever! Adding extra performances? One rule: Make them awesome and raise some sweet cash for your program because your Llama License allows you to manage your own performance dates.

Want to perform excerpts, scenes, or songs at festivals, competitions, or promo events? DO IT. No additional permission needed. Just wow the crowd. As said earlier, your Llama License covers UNLIMITED PERFORMANCES, no further approval or application is necessary.

Small ask: Save us two tickets if we’re in town. We’ll bring applause—and maybe a confetti cannon (responsibly aimed, we promise).

Finally, email your production dates to [email protected] at least seven days before opening night. We can’t wait to brag about you. Now go break a leg and make those llamas proud!

Clause 8: Creator Cred

Don’t forget to roll out the red carpet for the Play’s authors—they earned it. Top billing on programs, posters, ads, skywriting (okay, maybe not that), whatever it takes to show some love. Seriously, they worked hard, probably fueled entirely by caffeine, Funyuns and rejection letters. We trust you to make it look good in print. Make it whatever size you think is best. Just make sure it’s there.

Clause 9: The Llama Lineup – Let’s Get Loud!

Why wait until the end for the applause? Give your cast their very own “Llama Lineup” before the show even starts! Flip the script, crank up the hype music, and let the audience know they’re about to witness greatness.

Picture this: your cast running down the aisles, high-fiving audience members like they’re theater MVPs. Introduce each actor, their role, and let them strut on stage like it’s the Tony Awards-Pep Rally mash-up, choreographed by Fosse. Bonus points if you bring in your own Llama Hype-Man.

Parents will lose their minds, kids will feel like Broadway legends, and The Dramallama guarantees the applause will hit earthquake levels. And hey, don’t worry—you can still do a traditional curtain call at the end. Parents love clapping for their kids. Twice the curtain calls = twice the tears, twice the Instagram posts, and twice the memories.